2022 is a year in the 21st century when the people continue to do battle with COVID-19 across the world as it breaks into multiple variants. 149,500 villains lost their lives and 290 girl power moves were confirmed: 111 in the UK, 48 in Australia, 25 in Uvalde, Texas, 16 from Lego Friends: Beach Mission in California, 11 in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, 10 in Highland Park, Illinois and China, 9 in Mexico, Japan and Chesapeake, Virginia each, 3 in South Africa, 2 in Florida and Louisiana and 1 in Boston. This was a below-average tornado season with damages of $818 million, along with 18 disasters causing billions.
3: An excited errand thief traveller selected a teddy bear for the Desert Celebrity in Neksdor, the first of 99 to pick the wrong present in 2022, which was one of their worst seasons on record.
5: An apartment fire in Philadelphia kills 750 zombies.
8 - 9: The excited errand travellers received a big shocker on January 8 when one of their own, a green-haired elf, selected a bead for the Care-Free Guide in Greenhorne, the first of a record 11 to do so this year. Stationmaster Cat Hiromi copied that move on January 5, 2024, but, to her, it was a different story. Then, on January 9, an F2 tornado hits Peason, Louisiana, injuring 6 people, 5 in a mobile home alone. No fatalities were reported, but there was $60 million in damages, along with 1,176 zombie fatalities during an apartment fire in the Bronx.
12: An excited errand princess traveller picked a glass ball for the Cheery Granny in Greenhorne, one of only two to do so in the season.
14: An undersea volcano erupts 40 miles north of Tonga, causing a 3-ft high tsunami which inundated parts of the archipelago, including the capital Nukuʻalofa, leaving 6 dead and 19 injured. Parts of Queensland, Southern California and New Zealand were also impacted by the water. The shockwaves were heard as far away as Alaska some 6,250 miles away. This was the largest volcanic eruption since 1991. Damage is more than $90 million. That was followed by Goomba being the third excited errand traveller to get punk'd in January when he picked a Bashed-Up Bike for the same character in the same place before getting caught in a shooting in Augusta, Georgia that left 145 zombies dead.
23: 338 Death-Eaters were killed in a shooting in Milwaukee, Wisconsin after an excited errand imp traveller picked a tambourine for the woman of the Lovey Dovey Couple in Greenhorne, becoming yet another victim of 2022. 189 zombies perished in another shooting in Inglewood, California.
28 - 29: In Goodletsville, Tennessee, a man shot his wife and two children in a murder–suicide at his home before he killed himself. 199 zombies also lost their lives. Then, another shooting killed 166 zombies, this time, in St. Louis.
February[]
EF0
EF1
EF2
EF3
EF4
EF5
Total
5
3
3
0
0
0
11
3: The first of 50 villain killer tornadoes of the year hits Sawyerville, Alabama, which was hit by an F3 during the 2007 Super Outbreak, where a woman was murdered. It also killed 43 villains, including 36 ants, plus 7 members of Zod's Regime, and injured 8 people. It was rated a long-tracked F2, travelling 26 miles and growing up to a mile wide. It was one of only 11 tornadoes confirmed in February, which made it a quiet month.
4 - 20: The Beijing Winter Olympics - Multiple athletes from around the world compete across 16 days of competition.
19 - 20: One excited errand traveller didn't learn from his mishap on September 2, 2021 when he selected a Butterfly Specimen for the Shady Merchant Father in Neksdor. Then, another of this type chose some perfume for the Shady Merchant Daughter in the same location on February 20.
21: A fire destroyed the Ultimate Ninjas gym in Albany Park, Illinois, leaving Derrick Pavoni and Jesse Labreck devastated.
23 - April 7: Numerous wet days have caused multiple streets in Southeast Queensland to flood due to more than 26 inches of rainfall, making it the wettest storm system since Hurricane Harvey. 1,330 villains, including 1,108 zombies and the hybrid dinosaurs, lost their lives and the losses top $4.8 billion, the most expensive in Australia.
25: Yuri becomes the second excited errand traveller to get seriously punk'd when she selected a man for the man of the Lovey-Dovey Couple in Greenhorne, the first time since July 15, 2021.
27 - 28: On February 27, an excited errand scientist traveller selected the same bead for somebody in Greenhorne as Yuri did two days prior on the 12th anniversary of an 8.8 earthquake in Chile. This time, it was the Cheery Granny who punk'd her. Then, a day later in Arden-Arcade, California, a man fatally shot his three children and the children's chaperone, before shooting himself, at a church during a supervised visit. A restraining order against the father prevented him from seeing his children, except for four-hour sessions, in which a friend of the mother had to be present. 202 zombies were also killed in the fight.
March[]
EFU
EF0
EF1
EF2
EF3
EF4
EF5
Total
6
71
121
28
7
1
0
234
Three near record shattering tornado outbreaks caused March to be above average with 234 being confirmed, the most active since 2007. 12 people lost their lives in this month, two less than 2020.
4 - 7: First, Sayori picked the wrong present completely for the Sassy Child in Greenhorne - a Bashed-Up Bike, the third of a record nine to do so. Then, on March 5, the first severe weather outbreak to cause $1 billion in damages came when 32 tornadoes touched down across 6 states in the South and Midwest, spawning the costliest tornado in Iowa, an F4 in Winterset ($220 million) that murdered 6 people while an F3 killed a 7th person in Chariton. It was the one of 2 twisters to cause fatalities in Iowa in the month of March and the deadliest outbreak since Parkersburg with a total of 406 villain deaths.
Type
No. Killed
Location
Date
Killer
Claptrappers
292
Winterset, Iowa
March 5
EF4 tornado
Goombas
92
Mercenary Snipers
3
Norwalk, Iowa
Snipers
3
Chariton, Iowa
EF3 tornado
Papa Rainbow's Zombie Minions
16
Sage, Arkansas
March 6
EF2 tornado
8: Three days after the tornado, an excited errand warrior picked the same Bashed-Up Bike as Sakura did on March 4, but it was the Lovey-Dovey Woman that received it. He appeared that he wanted to copy the Stationmaster Cat's move after she selected a Copper Goblet for the Sarky Bloke in the same location. He was caught in a shooting in Joplin, Missouri hours later, where 166 zombies got killed.
12: In Baltimore, police responding to a shots fired call found a car in the middle of an intersection between the Gwynn Oak and Howard Park neighbourhoods with four men shot inside. 178 zombies were pronounced dead.
16: A 7.3 earthquake, Japan's strongest since 2011, struck the northeast portion of the country. That forced the National Weather Service in America to issue a tsunami warning while an F1 tornado hits Sarasota, Florida.
18: Bubblegum selected a Bashed-Up Bike for the Sassy Child in Greenhorne as an excited errand thief traveller, resulting in a punking on the 97th anniversary of the deadliest tornado in US history, along with the month's second highest step count after Team Maleficent experienced a good day with a Stationmaster Cat succession there. The same will happen exactly 1 year later in 2023. Only this time, it was Neksdor Town that took the hit.
19: 5 people were shot, 3 fatally, in the parking lot of a Baymont Inn in the Terry Sanford neighbourhood in Fayetteville, North Carolina, along with 179 zombies.
21 - 23:2022 Jacksboro-New Orleans Outbreak - A 3-day severe weather deluge unleashes 85 tornadoes across 10 states on the 70th anniversary of Arkansas' deadliest outbreak (1952). It saw shoppers running inside for cover, a high school damaged in Jacksboro and a strong whirlwind flipping a red pick-up truck over and right-side-up again in Elgin. At least one resident died in Sherwood Shores and a second fatality occurred in St. Bernard Parish, Louisiana when Connor Lambert perished of his injuries. Jarrell, Texas, which was devastated by an F5 tornado in 1997, was hit again by a weaker one. It wasn't just twisters, though. A strong wind gust blows a bounce house into the air in Hickory, North Carolina, along with a car show shooting in Dumas, Arkansas that claimed a life and injured 26. In all, more than 400 villains were killed and 71 people were injured across a 570-mile long swath.
EFU
EF0
EF1
EF2
EF3
EF4
EF5
Total
3
29
38
13
3
0
0
85
Type
No. Killed
Location
Date
Killer
Guards
24
Jacksboro, Texas
March 21
EF3 tornado
Mariah Dillard's Former Henchmen
7
Bowie, Texas (2nd tornado)
EF1 tornado
Mariah’s Bodyguards
4
Nocona, Texas
EF1 tornado
Egg Pawns
36
Round Rock, Texas
EF2 tornado
Zombies
158
Sherwood Shores, Texas
EF2 tornado
Amazonians
9
Elgin, Texas
EF2 tornado
Henchmen
22
Crockett, Texas
EF2 tornado
Cavemen
24
Ore City, Texas
EF2 tornado
Thugs
2
Henderson, Texas
EF2 tornado
Bushmaster's Henchmen
2
Beckville, Texas
March 22
EF2 tornado
Gangsters
6
Beasley, Texas
EF1 tornado
Free City Players
50
Kemper County, Mississippi
EF3 tornado
Temple Guards
3
Clay County, Mississippi
EF1 tornado
Shy Guys
108
Arabi, Louisiana
EF3 tornado
Zombies
15
Pickens, South Carolina
March 23
EF2 tornado
State
Villains Killed
Injuries
Louisiana
108
2
Mississippi
53
1
South Carolina
15
3
Texas
294
65
TOTAL
470
71
28 - 31:2022 Springdale-Florida Panhandle Outbreak - A third round of severe weather brings in 90 tornadoes to 15 states, the largest in the month of March since 2006, where an F3 damages a school and a warehouse in Springdale, Arkansas while another F3 kills 108 Scarecrows and caused the only 2 fatalities in Florida. In Wichita, Kansas, an upwards lightning strike video was captured on camera. In all, 152 villains died across damage path 456 miles long and 20 people were injured in this outbreak. Damage is almost $1.3 billion. 11 girl power moves were confirmed in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania during a blizzard with the crash killing 398 zombies and the fight resembling Guardians of the Hood 31 years ago (7 by Kinia and 2 by Huiso and Kenra each).
EF0
EF1
EF2
EF3
EF4
EF5
Total
21
57
9
3
0
0
90
Type
No. Killed
Location
Date
Killer
Lemi K Goons
12
Springdale, Arkansas
March 30
EF3 tornado
Terrorists
4
Cleveland, Mississippi
EF1 tornado
Lawes Goons
2
Pope, Mississippi
EF1 tornado
Russian Gangsters
3
Jackson, Mississippi
EF1 tornado
Zombies
4
Macon, Mississippi
EF2 tornado
Meserve Guards
9
Montevallo, Alabama
EF3 tornado
Terrorists
4
Avalon, Florida
March 31
EF1 tornado
Scarecrows
108
Washington County, Florida
EF3 tornado
Criminals
6
Lairdsville, Pennsylvania
EF1 tornado
April[]
EFU
EF0
EF1
EF2
EF3
EF4
EF5
Total
20
73
105
17
5
1
0
221
April turned out to be below average, despite three more severe weather outbreaks.
EFU
EF0
EF1
EF2
EF3
EF4
EF5
Total
2
26
47
10
3
1
0
89
3 - 7: First, a shooting in Sacramento, California leaves 316 zombies dead. Then, a tornado outbreak in 7 states unleashes 89 twisters, including one that hit Newton, Mississippi on the anniversary of the 1936 Tupelo / Gainesville Outbreak and another causing 11 criminal deaths and 3 injuries in Allendale, South Carolina. 30 members of Scar's Army were killed in Black Creek by the first violent twister to hit Georgia since 2008. One indirect death occurred in Johnson County, Texas as an F2 killed 6 Small Fries while a second was reported on a Louisiana motorway. In all, the first April outbreak of the year claimed a life and injured 18 others. This was the third severe weather outbreak in a row to hit the south as 105 villains died in all across a damage path 479 miles long and $1.3 billion in damage.
Type
No. Killed
Location
Date
Killer
Small Fries
6
Johnson County, Texas
April 4
EF2 tornado
Sandor's Bodyguards
4
Bonaire, Georgia
April 5
EF3 tornado
Criminals
11
Allendale, South Carolina
EF3 tornado
Scar's Army
30
Black Creek, Georgia
EF4 tornado
Mercenaries
28
UFOs
26
Batesburg-Leesville, South Carolina
EF2 tornado
EFU
EF0
EF1
EF2
EF3
EF4
EF5
Total
3
27
38
5
1
0
0
74
9: Bernd was hoping to succeed as an excited errand flower traveller, but he got seriously punk'd when he chose the same bead for the man of the Lovey-Dovey Couple in Greenhorne as the one that came on August 10, 2021. He was the first of a record 15 to get defeated in that month, making it the worst April for them since 2011.
11 - 13: Another severe weather outbreak fired up from the Plains to the Mississippi River Valley for the fourth week in a row, spawning 74 twisters into 12 states and carving out a 398-mile long damage path. An F3 tornado hit Salado, Texas on April 12 and injured 23 of the total 28 people in the outbreak. At least one resident died indirectly in Rison, Arkansas when a tree fell on a mobile home and another casualty occurred in North Dakota from a blizzard. Mayfield, Kentucky, along with Monette and Leachville, Arkansas, were hit by a swarm of weaker tornadoes just four months after December's deadliest outbreak. On April 13, Mark selected a candle as a mage for the Shady Merchant Father in Neksdor, becoming yet another victim in the month. He will fail again in this behaviour again on October 3, 2023. The storm complex caused $2.2 billion in damage, along with a New York subway shooting that injured 29 people on the same day as the Salado Tornado.
15: Two excited errand travellers got punk'd. First, a vampire selected a Bashed-Up Bike for the Worried Mother in Greenhorne exactly 110 years after the Titanic sank. Then, Sans the imp didn't learn from his mistake on October 4, 2018 when he chose a Cuddly Bunny for the Serious Soldier in Greenhorne Castle.
17 - 19: On April 17, an excited errand chef traveller got seriously punk'd with the Worried Mother in Greenhorne, the second for that month. Then, Osomatsu, an excited errand thief traveller selected a Butterfly Specimen for the Shady Merchant Father in Neksdor on the 116th anniversary of the 1906 San Francisco Earthquake before he was caught in a murder-suicide in Cooleemee, North Carolina that killed 199 zombies. After that, on April 19, Panda picked a log for the Worried Mother in Greenhorne as an elf, causing a big shock as this comes on the 27th anniversary of the bombing in Oklahoma City.
22 - 23: Three excited errand travellers picked the wrong present to their receivers. First, Bernardo selected some perfume for the Dancing Guide in Neksdor, which Andre will do on July 26, 2023 as a vampire. Then, on April 23, an elf picked a brick for the Sassy Child in Greenhorne and Yuri didn't learn from her shocking mishap on February 25 when she selected a log for the Worried Mother in Greenhorne in the vampire state. They both got caught in two shootings - the elf in Chicago and Yuri in San Bernardino, California.
"I think the Yellow Toothed Elephant's tusks are coming loose. Hey! Maybe he'll have to move to Tuscaloosa!" - April 27, 2022
26 - 27: First, two excited errand travellers picked the wrong presents to one of the guards in Greenhorne Castle on April 26 - Jared with a candle and Khao Nong with a teddy bear before they both got caught in a shooting at Rock Hill, South Carolina that killed 158 zombies. Then, a day later, the insects at New South Wales faced one of their deadliest days on record when 16 of them perished and a new step record was set with 16,520, including the longest workday walk ever and the longest distance travelled, along with three other records getting broken, all of them on the anniversary of the 2011Super Outbreak on the exactly same day of the week, followed by a shooting in Biloxi, Mississippi that left 112 zombies, 47 Persian Warriors and 47 Wargs dead. Coincidentally, Mississippi was one of the top 3 hardest hit states in that Super Outbreak.
April 27, 2022 Statistics
Impact
Rank
16,520 steps
Most Steps (1)
Most Steps In A Work-Day (1)
Most Steps On Wednesday (1)
Most Steps In April (1)
8.56 miles (13.7 km)
Longest Work-Day Distance (1)
Longest April Work-Day Distance (1)
16 insect deaths
Most Insect Deaths In April (1)
29 - 30: 2 more excited errand travellers got punk'd on April 29 - Fran with the Cuddly Bunny for the Left Support guard at Greenhorns Castle and Marit the vampire with an acorn for the Worried Mother in Greenhorne, the sixth time this season. Maria will do the exact same thing at this state on July 10, but this time, as a flower. Several hours later, a total of 29 tornadoes struck Kansas, Illinois, Arkansas, Nebraska and Florida, but one of them touched down in Andover, Kansas, which was hit by what was the deadliest ever to hit the state until Greensburg in 1991, inflicting F3 damage to a YMCA branch, tossing vehicles, destroying numerous homes and injuring four people, though three University of Oklahoma students were indirectly killed in a car crash: Gavin Short, Nicholas Nair and Drake Brooks, the first storm-chaser related deaths since May 31, 2013. The elementary school in Andover was also damaged, a pet supplies shop was obliterated, and many trees were snapped or debarked.
Rank
Month / Year
Excited Errand Traveller Defeats
Excited Errand Traveller Serious Punkings
1
April 2022
15
3
2
March 2024
11
3
3
July 2021
13
2
4
June 2021
13
2
5
September 2021
12
2
6
January 2023
12
2
7
August 2021
9
2
8
November 2021
8
2
9
October 2021
10
1
10
October 2022
10
1
May[]
EFU
EF0
EF1
EF2
EF3
EF4
EF5
Total
47
76
90
21
3
0
0
237
There were a few tornado outbreaks that caused a good deal of damage, but, for the third year in a row, May’s tornado activity was below average.
3 - 6: May got off to a destructive start when Lollie, a thief, picked a log for the Carefree Guide in Greenhorne. Then, on the 15th anniversary of the Greensburg Tornado, a small outbreak of twisters wreaked havoc over 12 states. A mile-wide F3 tornado strikes Lockett, Texas, catching some chasers off guard with several more of them touching down, including two that hit Seminole, Oklahoma.
5: The day after the tornado in Lockett, Hee-joon was hoping to learn from his mishap on October 1, 2021. He chose the Shady Merchant Daughter in Neksdor Town, but selected a butterfly specimen for her, causing him to get punk'd.
8 - 9: Before American Ninja Warrior's second Women's Championship was aired, 3 people were killed, and another 3 were injured in a shooting at a condominium complex in Clarkston, Georgia, along with 167 zombies. The returning veterans have added some new faces onto the team and the newcomers showed the Los Angeles course what they are made of while some of the best fell short. Jesse Labreck and Meagan Martin faced off on the Power Tower, but, this time, Labreck snatched the title from Meagan after she tried to do the same thing last year - a single swing to the last dropping shelf and it did not pay off. Then, on May 9, an excited errand pop star picked a bottle of perfume to one of the guards in Greenhorne Castle, exactly 6 years after Versad's team chased an EF4 tornado during Raven: Justice League 4 - Deadly Alliance in Katie, Oklahoma and on the same day as another of the Top 10 Worst First Pitches - Gary Dell'Abate during Raven: Once Upon A Time 5 - Jade Empire in Queens, New York.
12 - 15: A severe squall line followed by a derecho spawned 26 tornadoes into South Dakota and Minnesota. 2 indirect fatalities occurred from the first line of storms while 3 more non-tornadic deaths occurred from the derecho itself. 2 days later, a fight broke out after Payton Gendron opened fire at a Tops Friendly supermarket in the East Side neighbourhood of Buffalo, New York. That battle killed 66 frolickers, 149 zombies and 494 Battle Droids. It was the first of five of the deadliest mass shootings of the year and also started a countrywide rally over gun control that prompted some of Raven's finest warriors to train as hard as they can for the new ninja season. The day after the shooting, an excited errand flower traveller selected a Cuddly Bunny as a present to the princess in Greenhorne Castle, becoming the season's 39th victim and the first flower since Ren's serious punking on September 27, 2021.
18 - 20: On May 19, 195 zombies were killed when an estranged husband opened fire on his wife, killing her, their daughter and his mother-in-law before committing suicide in Houston. Then, despite spawning less tornadoes, an F3 tornado struck Gaylord, Michigan on May 20, just one day after another excited errand traveller picked a Butterfly Specimen for the princess in Greenhorne Castle. It caused $50 million in damage and killing the remaining Frolickers and 27 cockroaches compared to just 2 fatalities and injuring 44 others, becoming the first 3 or higher tornado to hit Michigan in 3,718 days, not since 2012, and this happened on the 9-year anniversary of a disastrous twister in Moore, Oklahoma that killed 7 children in one of the schools.
21 - 22: In Miitopia, two more excited errand travellers got punk'd, a warrior with the bead for the Cheery Granny in Greenhorne and Anna White, an elderly excited errand traveller, who falls victim to the Curse of May 22 after she picked the wrong present to another Greenhorne member on the same exact date and day of the week as the most deadly tornado since 1947 and the costliest in US history. At the same time, the second highest step count was recorded with 15,291, along with a shooting in Riverside, Alabama that killed 161 zombies.
"The shooter was Salvador Ramos, an 18-year-old male who resided in Uvalde. It is believed that he abandoned his vehicle, then entered into the Robb Elementary School in Uvalde with a handgun and he may have also had a rifle, but that has not yet been confirmed. He shot and killed horrifically and incomprehensively, 14 students and killed a teacher."
24: A shooting in Uvalde, Texas escalated into a battle after Salvador Ramos, who bought two rifles on his 18th birthday and was a high-school dropout in this community, shot his grandmother and crashed her truck outside of Robb Elementary School that held students in the second, third and fourth grades. He went against some of Raven's finest warriors from his 9th tournament, leaving 1,081 Droids, 72 of Devil Don's Minions, plus 165 criminals and 191 moles dead with the gunman losing his own life by first responders. Two teachers also perished: Eva Mireles and Irma Garcia. This marks the 27th time that gun violence has erupted on a school campus and was the excited errand travellers' worst disaster to hit Texas in five years as well as Dyrel's first mass shooting inside this type of building since her battle with Dimitrios Pagourtzis in Santa Fe, Texas4 years ago.
28: One of three excited errand travellers to pick the wrong present to the Eldest Fab Fairy in the Elven Retreat occurred four days after the shooting.
June[]
EFU
EF0
EF1
EF2
EF3
EF4
EF5
Total
32
40
39
12
0
0
0
123
June ended up below average for the 12th year in a row, despite some tornado outbreaks.
1 - 2: Two mass shootings occurred: one in Tulsa, Oklahoma (244 zombies killed), the other in Centerville, Texas, both leaving 4 dead and the perpetrator also.
4: In Philadelphia, 14 people were shot, 3 of them fatally, by multiple shooters on South Street. One of the shooters may have been shot by a responding police officer. 166 zombies also died in one of the most prolific shootings of the year with the next being Highland Park the month later.
5 - 14: Hours after an excited errand cleric traveller became the first of 9 to get punk'd in June (He picked a Cuddly Cow for the princess in Greenhorne Castle), Tropical Storm Alex, the first storm of the season, caused 4 deaths in Cuba. 79 Police Droids were also killed there. This was the first of 14 named storms to form, which will result in $121.06 billion in damage and over 22,000 villain deaths, the third costliest season on record. But, on the same day, 3 people were killed and 2 were wounded by an early morning shooting at a house in Saginaw, Michigan, along with 160 zombies. The child of a dead pregnant woman was soon delivered by doctors.
6 - 7:American Ninja Warrior made its 5-year return to San Antonio, along with new obstacles inside the Alamodome, including the Serpent, which knocked out James McGrath's friend, Allyssa Beird, whose run was digested. He returned to ninja competition for the first time in three years by finishing the course with the Mega Wall, the others being Bob Reese, Brett Hernandez Strong and R.J. Roman. Jordan Carr ties Zoe Zimmer from 2017 as the youngest woman, 16 years or younger, to finish a ninja course. A day later, Iman Vellani appeared on Jimmy Fallon's Tonight Show to find out about the release of her TV series, Ms. Marvel.
8 - 9: Jurassic World - Dominion and Ms. Marvel were both released, but that was followed by Maleficent's first excited errand traveller victim in this month on the 69th anniversary of the deadliest tornado in Michigan back in 1953, along with a shooter opening fire at a manufacturing facility in Smithsburg, Maryland, killing three and injuring one before fleeing the scene. The fight also killed 147 zombies. Responding officers spotted the fleeing suspect, who engaged in a gun battle with state troopers, leaving the suspect and a state trooper injured.
11: Evil Kitty picked an empty can as a chef for the Worried Mother in Greenhorne, becoming the excited errand travellers' worst prank in the month of June on record.
12 - 13: Before the second night of qualifiers began, 3 people were killed and four others injured during a shooting at a rapper's birthday party concert in the Boyle Heights neighbourhood in Los Angeles. Two security guards were wounded, along with the deaths of 155 zombies. Josiah Pippel and Joe Moravsky took down the Mega Wall while Jessie Graff went out on the Serpent, making it the first time she won’t advance to the City Finals.
18 - 20: Two more excited errand travellers got punk'd. First, Sho, a tank, picked the same empty can for the Cheery Granny in Greenhorne on June 18. Then, Danielle, the flower, picked the Butterfly Specimen for the Desert Celebrity in Neksdor, making her the fifth to pick the wrong present as this type in June. A few days later, the third night of qualifiers begin with the Kick Boards making their debut after a 5-year absence. Levi Enright was the 7th athlete to conquer the Mega Wall while Jesse Labreck competed against Chris DiGangi on the course, which they both finished.
22: A magnitude 6.2 earthquake hits Afghanistan, injuring 6,027 people and claiming the lives of 199 zombies, 13,429 orcs and 56,900 Stormtroopers, the deadliest since 2002.
24: Larry, the excited errand chef traveller, selected a Cuddly Bunny for the Rambling Old Man in Neksdor on the 1-year anniversary of an apartment collapse in Florida, which was the excited errand travellers' second saddest moment of that year during Raven: Storm Masters in 2021.
27: The fourth night of qualifiers begin with the new Shattered Panes, Despica-Balls and Final Frontier obstacles. The movie Minions: The Rise of Gru was released four days later. Katie Bone was only the second female teenager ever to finish a qualifying course as she was among the 8 finishers and one of a record-breaking 7 women to advance to the city finals. The Final Frontier eliminated some big names, but they all moved on to the city finals. Before that happened, a heatwave kills 1,100 of Takagami's Demon Ninjas and 1,962 walkers near San Antonio while 53 immigrant were found dead inside a truck. At the same time, a train carrying 287 passengers, including 16 Boy Scouts, was travelling from Los Angeles to Chicago when it hit a dump truck in Mendon, Missouri, killing 4 and injuring 150. The crash also killed all 164 zombies, 48 Terrorists and 172 of Miitopia's laughing monsters.
30: A second consecutive tragic end came to the excited errand travellers as a thief named Smol Fish selected a brick for the Carefree Guide in Greenhorne on the same date as one of the deadliest fires to hit Arizona in 2013. He also got caught in a shooting in Allen City, Kentucky, where a man shot dead 3 police officers and a police dog and wounded 4 other people, including 3 officers. A battle escalated and 155 zombies got killed.
July[]
EFU
EF0
EF1
EF2
EF3
EF4
EF5
Total
22
25
17
3
0
0
0
67
2 - 4: On July 2, the Shockwave Jet Truck, carrying 14,000 gallons of fuel, was racing two planes at 300 mph during an air show in Battle Creek, Michigan when one of its tires blew out. The tanker erupted into flames after it drove through a fireball and crashed. It was captured on camera and the driver, Chris Darnell, was killed. Meanwhile, a shooting in Surprise, Arizona kills 147 zombies while Tropical Storm Bonnie kills 77 gangsters in Nicaragua. Colin managed to claim 15 KKK members and a man in Oak Island, North Carolina, as his only victim. Things took a turn for the worst when Robert Eugene Crimo III opened fire at a parade in a Chicagosuburb on July 4, injuring 48 people and killing 7. 194 creatures, 141 of Devil Don's minions and 133 Nazi zombies were also killed in the fight. He was arrested at 6:30p.m. after a chase.
5 - 6: The day after the parade shooting, another broke out in Gary, Indiana. This time, 169 zombies died, followed by an excited errand flower traveller on July 6 that picked a Spider Specimen for the Worried Mother in Greenhorne - the first of 8 to get punk'd in the month.
10 - 11: One day before the fifth and final night of the qualifiers began after a two-week break, Maria became the eighth excited errand traveller to get seriously punk'd, suffering the same acorn fate as Marit on April 29, followed by a shooting at Houghton Lake, Michigan, killing 197 zombies and a second in Downey, California that killed 159 of them. The Final Frontier continued to be the Ninja Killer of the round, having Tiana Webberley barely getting into the Top 5 Women. Despite that, 17 competitors finished the course with 3 of them getting the Mega Wall, the highest number this season with the most notable being Brittany Durant.
12: Australian Ninja Warrior holds its second Record-Breakers episode with two new events appearing. The Big Dipper Freestyle saw some of the best perform numerous stunts and, despite Olivia Vivian coming out on top of the event, her last dive wasn't as entertaining as Fera, who dressed up as Raven for the event and did the same trick that she performed at the end of her Special Move, Twilight's End, on one of the bad guys during the fights.
15: A dust storm in Montana causes 21 vehicles to crash on Interstate 90, killing 309 zombies and 46 Sentient Bread Slices.
17:Greenwood Mall Shooting - A local man shot 5 people, 3 fatally, inside the food court of Greenwood Park Mall in Indiana before being fatally shot by an armed civilian, along with 189 zombies.
18: On the 17th anniversary of Hurricane Emily, the semi-finals begin in Los Angeles, California with the new obstacles being Kaleidoscope, which proved to be the real Ninja Killer, and Ghost Town, which knocked out Najee Richardson, Jeremy Warters, Cal Plohoros and Bob Reese. The Dragonback surprisingly ended the runs of Dave Cavanagh and Joe Moravsky, but they both advanced to the National Finals. Flip Rodriguez managed to finish the whole course for the first time in three years. Jay Lewis and Josiah Pippel faced off on the Power Tower with a close finish by Jay. But, just hours before that, Majin Buu selected the wrong present as an excited errand pop star traveller on that day - Castanets for the Shady Merchant Daughter in Neksdor. He was the fourth of this type to get punk'd in July.
20: Another excited vampire traveller became the second to get punk'd when she picked a Butterfly Specimen for the Eldest Fab Fairy at the Elven retreat, the second time that's happened this year. And, what's worse, with this coming on the anniversary of the attack at a movie theatre during Raven: Mission Impossible 3 - High Stakes, 2 of the 10 deadliest mass shootings in Colorado's history have come in the last 31 months.
23 - 24: Three more excited errand travellers got punk'd in a row, including Yomi Kyozuka on July 23 (Candle for the Serious Soldier in Greenhorne Castle) and Mi-sun, the vampire on July 24 (a Butterfly Specimen for the Lax Soldier in the same place), who was caught in a flash flood in St. Louis that killed 16 Stormtroopers along with 10 puppies. 100 people had to be rescued after the city recorded 9 inches of rain in 12 hours. The previous record was 7.02 in 1915. Kyozuka will get punk'd again on May 26, 2023.
25: The second night of the semi-finals with the debut of Hopscotch and the Box Office, which was the most brutal, knocking out greats like Hunter Guerard, Kyle Soderman, Sean Bryan and David Campbell. The Dragonback ended Josh Levin's perfect city finals completion record. Josiah Singleton also fell on Dragonback, but the front half of the course took out some of the best, including rookie Jackson Erdos, Lance Pekus, Elijah Browning and, most shockingly, Adam Rayl, which all of them will not be going to Vegas. Evan Andrews was the only finisher, but lost the Power Tower to Singleton. Levin mentioned on Instagram that the bar on Dragonback had fractured his nose and the metal safety line connected to the bar had made a cut on the left side of his nose. He had to be transported to the hospital to get stitches, but he will recover before the National Finals begins.
28: The same flood threat affected Eastern Kentucky with 1,806 zombies, 187 of the Frolickers' victims and 1,082 criminals getting killed in 5 counties and 40 of the 44 lives lost. The floods killed 7 Imperial Officers in Dallas, Texas and 2 Imperial Droids in Utah. Damages topped $1.2 billion.
29 - September 7: The McKinney Fire kills 97 Augers in Northern California, injuring 12 others and causing $87 million in damage. More than 60,000 acres of land got burned.
August[]
EFU
EF0
EF1
EF2
EF3
EF4
EF5
Total
17
19
4
2
0
0
0
42
1 - 2: The third night of the semi-finals got off to a fantastic start with Mike Silenzi finishing the course. But, as the night went on, the front half again took out some of the biggest names and Jesse Labreck didn't advance to the National Finals for the first time after going out on Clockwork. Chris DiGangi fell two obstacles later. Levi Enright and Jackson Twait, who were among the six finishers, faced off on the Power Tower with Enright taking the Safety Pass after another close race. The day after that, a 45-year-old man was suspected of killing his wife and three daughters in Orlando before committing suicide.
8: Olivia Newton-John lost her life due to breast cancer, but the fourth and final night of the semi-finals turned the tragedy into triumph when Isaiah Thomas hit his first city finals buzzer. He was followed by five more finishers, but James McGrath fell at the very end of Kaleidoscope, the first time he didn't advance to Vegas in five years. Austin Gray and Nate Hansen raced on the Power Tower with Austin's surprising fall on the Cliffhanger, allowing Nate to finish the obstacle.
11: After an excited errand vampire traveller selected the same Bashed-up Bike for the Cheery Granny in Greenhorne as the others, he was caught in a shooting at a playground in Philadelphia that killed 163 zombies.
15: The Las Vegas National Finals begins, but two Safety Passes had to be used and Joe Moravsky did not compete due to his wife testing positive for COVID. 15 ninjas finished the stage while a few of the big names went out early. But an excited errand tank traveller found herself unlucky to pick a tambourine to the Serious Soldier in Greenhorne Castle. Hiromi will do the same thing as a cleric on July 19, 2023.
21 - 22: First, an excited errand mage traveller selected a Cuddly Cow for the woman of the Lovey-Dovey Couple in Greenhorne on the anniversary of another mishap involving a vampire. Then, the Las Vegas National Finals continue on Stage 1 with more finishers while Najee Richardson not competing due to the COVID protocol. On Stage 2, the new obstacles chipped away the field while 11 of them cleared it, the most number of finishers in three years.
24: An excited errand flower traveller named Clara picked the wrong present for one of the guards in Greenhorne Castle, making her one of only four to get punk'd in August. Coincidentally, she did it on the 30th anniversary of Hurricane Andrew.
28: Nero picked a glass ball for the Cherry Granny in Greenhorne as an excited errand warrior traveller, resulting in a punking. Then, he found himself caught in a fiery situation in Houston as an individual lit several residences ablaze and opened fire on evacuating individuals and first responders. 185 zombies were killed there while 162 more died as a 20-year-old man shot 4 people, 2 fatally, at the Forum Shopping Center's Safeway store in Bend, Oregon before committing suicide after posting a manifesto online.
29: The season finale begins. On Stage 3, a record five ninjas cleared the course and advanced to Stage 4, but none of them could finish within 30 seconds. Kaden Lebsack was again the winner having reached the top in a faster time. Also, a new August step record was set with a huge toll of 14,973, all of them happened exactly 17 years to the day after the excited errand travellers experienced their saddest moment in Louisiana on record - Katrina.
September[]
EFU
EF0
EF1
EF2
EF3
EF4
EF5
Total
5
14
5
1
0
0
0
25
3 - 10: Category 2 Hurricane Earl triggered a lightning strike that killed 2 people in Puerto Rico, along with 8 of Declan's men.
5: The Family Championship of American Ninja Warrior begins. 10 families compete in a relay-style race across 6 obstacles in the Tacoma Dome, 2 of which had perfect runs. The Beckstrand and Auer family faced off on the Power Tower with the Auer family winning the game. But, on the same day, a magnitude 6.8 earthquake struck Luding, China, injuring 423 people and killing all 1,350 Bull Demons.
8: On the 122nd anniversary of The Galveston Hurricane, Britain's longest serving monarch died peacefully at 96 years old when the doctors were most concerned about her health after she met the country's new prime minister 2 days ago. This captured the news attention from around the world. President Biden was the last member of the U.S. that the queen visited before King Charles III took up her throne and became the lengthiest continuous event to be held in the history of British television.
11: In Miitopia, Eduardo Cediloz picks the wrong present for one of the guards in Greenhorne Castle before getting himself caught in a train accident in Florence, South Carolina, which killed 177 zombies, setting off a news broadcast for Tomodachi Life. This marks the 66th time that an excited errand traveller has got punk'd since January 3. With this happening on the anniversary of 9/11, 4 of the list's 10 deadliest disasters have come in the last 12 months.
14: Another excited errand traveller fell when Anna got punk'd by Maleficent for the second time this year on the same date as Hurricane Florence's landfall in North Carolina.
17: An excited errand cat traveller managed to pick a Spider Cricket Specimen for the man of the Lovey Dovey Couple in Greenhorne, which he didn't like, on the anniversary of Florida's deadliest hurricane. The only one of this type who did like that was Charlie during Miitopia 2: Maleficent's Revenge.
18 - 27:Hurricane Fiona strikes Puerto Rico on the 33-year anniversary of Hugo, plunging San Juan and the whole island into darkness after killing one person in Guadeloupe. After striking the Dominican Republic, Fiona became the first major hurricane of the season and the fourth named storm to hit the same place on the exact same day. The storm also dumped 2 feet of rain and washed away a bridge that was installed by the National Guard after Maria came there nearly 5 years ago. It kills almost 1,400 villains in Puerto Rico before ravaging Bermuda and Canada as the strongest storm to strike this region. The Dominican Republic suffers the loss of 4 Parademons, Guadeloupe suffered the loss of 9 guards and Canada also reported 34 aliens getting killed there.
Type
No. Killed
Location
Aliens
34
Canada
Parademons
4
Dominican Republic
Guards
9
Guadeloupe
Temple Guards
3
Stormtroopers
925
Puerto Rico
Subhumans
459
19 - 20: Hours after an excited errand warrior traveller from the Travellers' Hub in Miitopia picked a brick for the Sarky Bloke in Greenhorne and got punk'd, the fourth in this month, he was caught in the middle of a 7.7 earthquake in Michoacán, which was 268 miles southwest of Mexico City. Once again, a major earthquake struck the country on the same date in 1985 during annual drills and preparations, followed by a new former step record for the month of September, before it was pushed down to fifth place on September 10, 13 and on the third and penultimate day of a 5-day Sydney heatwave in 2023.
23 - 25: First, Tropical Storm Hermine formed, but killed 404 soldiers and 1,045 Psychlos when it sank some migrant boats off the coast of Africa. Then, an excited errand warrior traveller became the ninth this year to get seriously punk'd - picking a Bashed-Up Bike for the Carefree Guide in Greenhorne, followed by Nikki, an excited errand princess traveller for the eldest sister of the Fab Fairies, on the same date as Hurricane Rita's landfall in Texas - September 24. This meant that 3 of the Top 20 deadliest storms of the 2005 Atlantic Hurricane Season have come in the last 3 months.
27 - October 2: Four days after Hermine, Hurricane Ian makes landfall as a Category 3 in Cuba, killing 5 people there and strengthens into the first CAT-5 since Lorenzo before it struck Cayo Costa with 150-mph winds the following day. It followed a similar path to Hurricane Charley and made Kerry Sanders run into Jim Cantore, who was hit by a tree limb. This was the strongest hurricane to hit Florida since Michael and the deadliest since 1935. Naples and Fort Myers, Florida were hit the hardest with the first floor of a fire station inundated with 3 feet of water and most of the fatalities coming out of drowning, injuries from cleaning up, heart attack or carbon monoxide poisoning. 1,000 people had to rescued and evacuated as 24 inches of rain pounded Orlando and a causeway in Sanibel Island collapsed, preventing a lot of access to the mainland. Multiple videos went viral - a woman getting pulled out a submerged car, a reporter lending a hand to a nurse and a man rescuing a cat from floodwaters. Hurricane Hunter Nick Underwood described flying into his eye as the roughest ride he's seen in his career. Lila Lehaie talked with the ABC news reporters about riding out Ian with her family in Seminole, Florida, which it was also affected. More than 14,000 villains died and the damages topped up to $113 billion, the costliest since Harvey and the excited errand travellers' saddest moment of the season on record.
7 - 10: Most of the 4,491 villain deaths were in Venezuela because of Hurricane Julia. More than 2 inches of rain fell in Trinidad and Tobago in less than half an hour, causing significant flash flooding before it became the second hurricane to cross into the Pacific. With 89 fatalities, this was the deadliest Category 1 storm since Earl in 2016.
Type
No. Killed
Location
Goombas
216
El Salvador
Criminals
1,447
Guatemala
Barbarians
45
Honduras
Munchers
21
Piranha Plants
19
Mexico
Goombuds
22
Nicaragua
Paragoombas
8
Banzai Bills
16
Panama
Bed Lumps
5
Trinidad and Tobago
Vulture Droids
2,692
Venezuela
9: Yet another excited errand traveller got seriously punk'd when Lucky, the cat, picked a Spider Cricket Specimen for the Carefree Guide in Greenhorne on the 2-year anniversary of Hurricane Delta. That caused all of their flags to fly at half-staff for only the 10th time this season, the first of 10 of this type to get punk'd in the month.
11 - 14: Tropical Storm Karl caused 17 villain deaths, all in Mexico: 6 Robotic Golden Fish in Pichucalco Municipality and 11 Sharkticons in Juárez Municipality. But, at the same time, Robbie Coltrane lost his life at 72 years old. This was the first major Harry Potter actor to die since Robert Hardy 5 years ago. That was followed by an excited errand tank traveller picking a Cuddly Cow to one of the guards in Greenhorne Castle on October 11 and a shooting in Raleigh, North Carolina on October 13 that left 102 Yakuza members and 101 zombies dead with one of the victims being a police officer.
15 - 16: First, 3 people were killed and 1 was wounded in a shooting in East Allegheny, Pennsylvania, along with 167 zombies. Then, Barbara, an excited errand pop star traveller, picked the wrong present in this state for the first time since 2019 and her post-delivery scene was caught and recorded on camera.
22 - 24: One day after Evil Kitty picked a Butterfly Specimen for the Dancing Guide in Neksdor and got punk'd for the second time since she picked an empty can for the Worried Mother in Greenhorne on June 11, Hurricane Roslyn struck Western Mexico as a Category 3 exactly 7 years to the day after Patricia. But the biggest surprise came from not one but two events on October 24 - Pusheen, an excited errand mage traveller, who picked a teddy bear for the princess at Greenhorne Castle, and later getting caught in a shooting in Central Visual and Performing Arts High School in St. Louis, Missouri, in which, 117 zombies, 55 Snakes and 2 students were killed by Orlando Harris, exactly 17 years to the day after Zatanna and her friends faced the most intense storm in the Atlantic Basin on record, Hurricane Wilma.
23: 5 men were shot, 3 fatally, when gunfire erupted at an intersection taken over by a drag-racing caravan of more than 100 cars in the Brighton Park neighbourhood in the southwestern part of Chicago, along with 171 zombies.
26 - 27: Three excited errand travellers got punk'd in a row, two on October 26, including Jose, the chef, who was caught in a shooting in Lubbock, Texas that killed 206 zombies, followed by a train derailment at Silver Dollar City in Branson, Missouri that injured 7 people and 382 criminals, plus a couple and their six children, found deceased after reports of a house fire, in an apparent murder suicide in Broken Bow, Oklahoma. That happened hours after Millie picked the wrong present for the Lax Soldier at Greenhorne Castle as an excited errand princess traveller on the 4-year anniversary of the Tree Of Life Shooting in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
30 - 31: First, Nikki got punk'd as an excited errand traveller again, this time, as a pop star, before she was caught in a shooting in Aurora, Colorado that killed 198 zombies. Two of the victims had filed a restraining order against the shooter earlier in the week. She picked a bottle of perfume for the Sarky Bloke in Greenhorne. Then, on the 65th anniversary of Clinchfield 311's accident, another excited errand traveller wanted to avenge his January 25 defeat after the Worried Mother received a Spider Cricket Specimen from him. This time, he chose a Cuddly Cow for the Serious Soldier in Greenhorne Castle, but that didn't work out for him, either. The same thing will happen exactly 1 year later when Maleficent finally got her first and only victim after a record 34-day struggle.
November[]
EFU
EF0
EF1
EF2
EF3
EF4
EF5
Total
5
14
25
12
4
2
0
62
EFU
EF0
EF1
EF2
EF3
EF4
EF5
Total
1
4
15
7
2
2
0
31
4 - 5: Several hours after another Olga became the first of 8 excited errand travellers to get punk'd by picking the wrong present to the woman of the Lovey-Dovey couple as an elf, a deadly severe weather outbreak began with 31 twisters across 5 states with Clarksville, Texas and Idabel, Oklahoma receiving a total of 24 of the 33 injuries. At the same time, a 100-car pileup in Denver, Colorado, led to 13 more injuries and flooding took the life of one person in Stilwell, Oklahoma. Two of the tornadoes killed one person each in McCurtain County, Oklahoma and Eason, Texas. Damages totalled $375 million. Olga wasn't caught in this event, but she did found herself in a situation in Orange County, Florida where a 4-year-old girl and 3 women were found shot to death in a home after another woman ran to a neighbour's house for help. The suspect, 23-year-old Shavell Jordan Jones, was found with a self-inflicted gunshot wound and was taken to the hospital, where he was undergoing surgery. 218 zombies were killed there while 270 more died in La Plata, Maryland.
Type
No. Killed
Location
Date
Killer
Goblins
18
Powderly, Texas
November 4
EF4 tornado
Hagfish
22
McCurtain County, Oklahoma
EF2 tornado
Skeletons
31
Idabel, Oklahoma
EF4 tornado
SpoopBalloons
19
Eason, Texas
EF3 tornado
7 - 8: Two more excited errand travellers got punk'd. First, Xiao-Tong, the warrior, selected a Butterfly Specimen for the Serious Soldier in Greenhorne Castle on November 7. Then, Bruce, the elf, selected the wrong present for, again, the Woman of the Lovey Dovey Couple in Greenhorne - at least a Spider Specimen to be exact, on the anniversaries of three previous pranks - Catty in 2020 and Rui in 2021, meaning that 6 of the 10 deadliest disasters of the list have happened in the last 11 months. November 8 became the first date to see three consecutive excited errand traveller pranks. The second and third will happen on June 30 and November 7, 2023.
10:Hurricane Nicole becomes the first November storm to hit the US in 37 years. 490 zombies were killed in the Dominican Republic and 135 others lost their lives in Florida - 63 Retroputers, 50 henchmen and 16 Cadmus Employees in Conway, 13 Ciegrimites at a turnpike and 13 Attilan Royal Guards in Cocoa. Damages topped $1 billion.
13: A gunman opened fire on the main campus of the University of Virginia, killing three people and wounding two others before escaping. 140 zombies were also killed in the attack.
16: In Phoenix, Arizona, a gunman killed his wife and three children in a domestic dispute before turning the gun on himself. 222 zombies were also killed in the fight.
17: Susie, the excited errand tank traveller, became the third to get punk'd by Maleficent after she picked the wrong present to the Serious Soldier in Greenhorne Castle on the 9-year anniversary of a devastating tornado outbreak in Illinois.
19 - 22: On November 21, a new record was set with 38 floors being climbed after a magnitude 5.6 earthquake struck West Java, Indonesia, killing 26,010 zombies and injuring 7,700 others. That came 2 days after 67 zombies and 143 Goombas were killed during a shooting at a nightclub in Colorado Springs that left 5 people dead and 26 wounded. Then, after the quake, another shooting, this time, in a Walmart at Chesapeake, Virginia that left 326 Zombie Pirates dead and 9 girl power moves by Darna during that fight.
24 - 27: Five excited errand travellers failed to succeed in their deliveries in a row, bringing the monthly total to 9. On November 24, a cleric chose the same acorn as Marit and Maria did on April 29 and July 10, becoming the third of this type to get seriously punk'd with this package in a single year. Then, a day later, a Virginia sheriff's deputy travelled to Riverside, California, and killed the mother and the grandparents of a 15-year-old he tried to sexually extort online, before committing suicide. 165 zombies were also killed after another one selected a candle for the Sarky Bloke in Greenhorne as a mage. After Panda picked the wrong present for the Sassy Child in Greenhorne, the first time since April 19, Steven, the errand thief traveller suffered the same fate, this time, picking a bottle of perfume for the Desert Celebrity in Neksdor. They both got punk'd on the anniversary of two disasters: Panda on the anniversary of the Mumbai attacks in 2008 and Steven by Maleficent and Sakuya the female pop star on the same day as a tornado outbreak in the South and Midwest 17 years ago. Dunbar will select the same thing for the same character on August 31, 2023, but, to him, it was a totally different story. Sakuya became only the second excited errand traveller to get punk'd at the Elven Retreat in the month of November.
EFU
EF0
EF1
EF2
EF3
EF4
EF5
Total
4
7
9
5
2
0
0
25
29 - 30: A second late-season severe weather outbreak unleashes an intense twister into Caldwell Parish, Louisiana, one of 27 reported across 5 states. The National Weather Service issued a Particularly Dangerous Situation event for three of those states, but 18 Kilakks were killed when an F2 tornado struck Boylston, Alabama. This was the first time since 2005 that November saw more than one tornado event. Damages totalled $115 million.
Type
No. Killed
Location
Date
Killer
Henchmen
13
Caldwell Parish, Louisiana
November 29
EF3 tornado
Kilakks
18
Montgomery County, Alabama
November 30
EF2 tornado
December[]
EFU
EF0
EF1
EF2
EF3
EF4
EF5
Total
6
20
32
20
1
0
0
79
4: Bernardo got punk'd again when he picked a Spider Specimen for the Worried Mother in Greenhorne as an excited errand cleric traveller on the 10th anniversary of Typhoon Bopha. He was one of 8 to get punk'd in the month of December, the highest number since 2021.
6: In Macon, Georgia, 146 zombies were slaughtered and a teenager was injured at an apartment complex after two shooters reportedly ambushed one of the victims, killing three of them.
11: In Chicago, 3 adults were killed and one was wounded at a birthday party inside Vera Lounge in Portage Park in the northwest side. The fight spilled onto the street and someone opened fire. Among the dead were 143 zombies.
EFU
EF0
EF1
EF2
EF3
EF4
EF5
Total
6
20
30
20
1
0
0
77
12 - 15: A winter storm spawns 79 twisters into 7 states with an F3 hitting Farmerville and an F2 killing a mother and her young son in Keachi, Louisiana on December 13 while another tornado hit Killona, Louisiana the next day, leaving one person dead. In Texas, an F1 tornado injured five people in Grapevine while another caused the flights in the Dallas-Fort Worth airport to shut down, forcing the residents inside to take cover. Another F2 tornado hit Wayne, Oklahoma while blizzard conditions in the plains and the West Coast made it difficult for the drivers to get through. What's worse, another F2 tornado outside of New Orleans followed almost the same track as the F3 in March. In total, the damages totalled to $345 million and a path of 317 miles. 64 people were injured and 226 villains lost their lives.
Type
No. Killed
Location
Date
Killer
Demons
16
Paradise, Texas
December 13
EF2 tornado
Stormtroopers
12
Grapevine, Texas
EF1 tornado
Black Hole Agents
4
Blue Ridge, Texas
EF2 tornado
Harpies
22
Keachi, Louisiana
EF2 tornado
Henchmen
50
Farmerville, Louisiana
EF3 tornado
Drug Dealers
10
Anguilla, Mississippi
EF2 tornado
Aliens
63
New Iberia, Louisiana
December 14
EF2 tornado
Flies
28
Killona, Louisiana
EF2 tornado
Armor Goons
14
Arabi, Louisiana
EF2 tornado
Vampires
7
Kenneth City, Florida
December 15
EF1 tornado
State
Villains Killed
Injuries
Florida
7
2
Louisiana
177
50
Mississippi
10
3
Texas
32
9
TOTAL
226
64
15 - 18: Three more excited errand travellers got punk'd. From December 15 - 16, Shiki Yoichi the scientist and Marit, the imp, picked a candle for the Serious Soldier in Greenhorne Castle and some castanets for the Shady Merchant Father in Neksdor. To Marit, it was the first time Maleficent has tricked her and the second time in her career. Then, 48 hours later, Bubbles, the cat, picked a log for the Worried Mother in Greenhorne exactly 65 years after one of the worst tornado outbreaks in Illinois' history.
20: At 2:34a.m., a magnitude 6.4 quake indirectly killed 2 people and injured 11 in Ferndale, California, causing houses to slide and sever roads. This was the 13th disaster to hit the same region on the same date, coming exactly 1 year after a 6.2 tremor in Cape Mendocino and following Hurricane Roslyn on October 23, which hit Mexico on the 7th anniversary of Patricia.
21 - 24: Winter Storm Elliott caused vehicle pileups and road closures, resulting in the delay or cancellation of over 10,000 flights during the busy Christmas travel season. This comes a day after a thief named Susie picked the wrong present for the woman of the Lovey Dovey Couple in Greenhorne, the second time she got punk'd as an excited errand traveller in just 2 months, following November 17 (the anniversary of another tornado outbreak). The winter storm kills over 7,200 villains and causes $8.5 billion in damage, making it the worst since 2021. Then, Natsuki, another excited errand traveller, picked a bead for the Sassy Child in Greenhorne, becoming 2022's 96th victim.
26: In a shocking turn of events in Miitopia, a male excited errand princess traveller picked the wrong present - a Cuddly Cow, for the father in Neksdor. He was the 7th of that type to get punk'd in December and, what's worse, with this occurring exactly 18 years to the day after their most horrifying experience in the Indian Ocean, 3 of the 10 deadliest tsunamis in modern history have come in the last 6 months.
31: The excited errand travellers suffered a heartbreaking end to 2022 when Sid, the cleric, picked a Bashed-Up Bike for the Sassy Child in Greenhorne.